“You know the old shield rhyme? Oak and iron, guard me well…”
“Or else I’m dead, and doomed to hell”, Dunk finished. He had not thought of that rhyme in years. The old man had taught it to him, a long time ago.
-George R. R. Martin, The Hedge Knight
It’s not true we are taking different paths. You are my path. You’ve always been my path, and you always will be.
So, it should be general knowledge by now that the dwarf actors from The Hobbit did a naughty calender for Peter’s 50th birthday. We got quite a lot of information about that this weekend.
Adam Brown is May because it’s his birthday month. He is wearing his fat suit, roller skates, a sweatband on his head and leg warmers and washes the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car because Peter Jackson owns the original.
Stephen is January, he is wearing his fatsuit and a bra or bikini.
Richard Armitage’s photo is him in his fatsuit and Thorin make-up, sitting the wrong way round on a chair, Orcrist propped up next to him and he has his head thrown back while Dwalin’s hand is at the edge of his picture blow drying Richard’s hair.
William Kircher is March, he did his picture himself (while the other ones were kind of “produced” by Graham). He is sitting in a padded cell, having his prosthetic face is front of his (I presume) naked groin.
Your post about Bjorn Borg made me excited until I remembered that none of their bras fit me :( - I hope you found something nice!
Aw I’m really sorry Anon :( It applies to their whole Women’s range though so you could always get some non-bra undergarments haha! And thank you, I did! I got a bra and some more boxer shorts because they’re super comfy.
Bjorn Borg has a 3 for 2 sale on women’s underwear today~